So I went to Spring Break down in Rosarito Mexico, I know real classy. My friends and I are raging all week and we of course keep getting approached by girls. Some of which are prostitutes. One night my friends decide it would be funny to buy me one, thinking that I would puss out. I'm not gonna turn that down though. So we go back to our hotel room and I take off my pants and she starts doming me up. No less than one minute in police bang on the door, I guess they saw us leave, I would never trust the police anyway. Luckily I had remembered to leave my shoes on. So as quick as a flash I grab my pants and jump out the window and sprint up the beach and only bad thing was the blue balls. 

Moral: Always leave your shoes on when your getting head from a prostitute in Mexico.


Jimmy Cap
04/07/2011 12:25am

Worst Story EVER!

04/20/2011 12:40am

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.


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