So today I go to this slampiece's house. I've been hooking up with this whole summer so she usually leaves the door open for me. When I get there, its business as usual, and I walk in, but this time I see her bent over the table getting railed out by some other bro. Instead of flipping out, I snuck into the kitchen to grab a Smirnoff Ice. Then I proceeded to sneak back into the livingroom to ice the bro. He dropped down to a knee where he downed the ice like a true champ. Smut got pissed and kicked us both out.