"So my bro went out in LA last night and got so drunk that he was kicked out of the first place we went to. We crossed the street to go to another bar, but my bro could barely walk and fell down in the street. As he was laying there, the cops rolled through and told him to get up and go home. Unfortunately, he couldn't get up so they helped him up and over to a bench. He proceeded to vomit on the cops shoes, so they arrested him. Since today is Sunday, and the courthouse isn't open, he has to spend the day in jail. Sorry bro."