So I went to this party last week and was pretty hammered. After downing a few 12oz cans, I had to take a piss. I went up to the only bathroom in the place, waited in line and finally got inside. After I finished up I went to leave, but I couldn't figure out how to open the door. Figures. In my drunken stupor, I could have sworn that my buddy was blocking the door, basically being a drunk asshole. So to get out, I just climbed out the window despite being on the second floor. When I went back around to the front, I saw a line building up for the bathroom. Turns out I locked myself in and left the only bathroom locked for the rest of the night. 


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