So this slampiece I have been crushin on the reg calls me up last week. I go over to her place thinking it is going to be a day session. She usually keeps her door open, so I just come in. As soon as I walk in, I see her bent over the table by another dude. Slut planned that shit like clockwork. Jokes on her though, I went to her fridge grabbed an Ice and iced the bro. He stopped and took it down like a champ. We are bros now.