So I went out last night and it was a pretty regular Saturday night. Toward the end of the night I noticed this absolutely gorgeous girl lookin over my way. I was pretty hydrated at this point and decided 'what the hell.' So I chatted her up, and low and behold she just absolutely ate my shit up. Needless to say we were back in my apartment quickly. Things were going great. This girl's body was easily the nicest that I have ever seen. Right as things were really getting going, she pulls her face up from mine and just looks horribly sick. Unfortunately I did not get out of the way and I took a vomit shower in my own bed. I won't tell you how long it took to get clean. Normally I would have kicked her right out, but she was crying and still really hot. Next morning I wake up to her making it up to me by showing me how nice her brain is... All in all. Worth it.