Last night my bro got so drunk he then pissed on our suitemate's door. When my suitemate found out he charged out of his room, slipped on the piss, and slammed his head against the wall. The other roommate heard the crash and ran out to help, but tripped landed next to him. When the came to a few minutes later, they were laying in piss. I had also put some ices in their hands. Got 'em.